In which I rank eight different Witch-related films by the most important metric of all: How Awesome Is The Witch?
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CARRIE (2013) Is CARRIE (1976) Is CARRIE (1974): This Would-Be Feminist Remake Can’t Escape Its Source Material
Give a talented female director a Stephen King novel, and she’ll make…a Stephen King movie. Unfortunately.
31 Scares Week 2: Children, Possession, and the Eating of Flesh
A week of ghosts, children, and the eating of flesh! I watched POSSUM, CHILD’S PLAY, CELIA, MOTHER!, SINISTER, 0.0 MHZ, BLOOD QUANTUM, THE TAKING OF DEBORAH LOGAN, and RAW.
31 Scares Week 1: Murder Cults, Body Horror, and Psychosis
In which I score the first 8 films of my list on their scaryness and also gender stuff! Films include ROSEMARY’S BABY, The Aster Duo, THE WOLF HOUSE, and KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS.
I Withdraw My Enthusiastic Consent for the Continued Existence of ROSEMARY’S BABY (1968)
The only good thing about this movie is Rosemary’s haircut.
Terror Revisited: HALLOWEENTOWN (1998)
“Mortal see, mortal do:” go watch HALLOWEENTOWN. Ideally with a bowl of candy corn and a few additudinal tween girls on hand.
The Carie-Burns Test Gets Illustrated!
Introducing the most incredible comic ever made, featuring Bechdel the Dog!
Watch SLAXX To Celebrate (?) Wearing Pants Again
Wear pants; get drunk; repeat. Welcome to the future.
The Big 4 Ranked (Plus The Movie I’d Pick to Replace #4)
I thoroughly enjoyed my foray into the “Big 4!” But also, I have notes.
Terror Revisited: THE DESCENT Is Still One Of My All-Time Favorite Scares
Not only does THE DESCENT have every fantastic, creepy, disgusting thing I remember, there are also quite a few scares I forgot!