Welcome to Witch Week (31 Scares Week 3)

In which I rank eight different Witch-related films by the most important metric of all: How Awesome Is The Witch?

CARRIE (2013) Is CARRIE (1976) Is CARRIE (1974): This Would-Be Feminist Remake Can’t Escape Its Source Material

Give a talented female director a Stephen King novel, and she’ll make…a Stephen King movie. Unfortunately.

31 Scares Week 2: Children, Possession, and the Eating of Flesh

A week of ghosts, children, and the eating of flesh! I watched POSSUM, CHILD’S PLAY, CELIA, MOTHER!, SINISTER, 0.0 MHZ, BLOOD QUANTUM, THE TAKING OF DEBORAH LOGAN, and RAW.

31 Scares Week 1: Murder Cults, Body Horror, and Psychosis

In which I score the first 8 films of my list on their scaryness and also gender stuff! Films include ROSEMARY’S BABY, The Aster Duo, THE WOLF HOUSE, and KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS.

Watch SLAXX To Celebrate (?) Wearing Pants Again

Wear pants; get drunk; repeat. Welcome to the future.

The Big 4 Ranked (Plus The Movie I’d Pick to Replace #4)

I thoroughly enjoyed my foray into the “Big 4!” But also, I have notes.

Terror Revisited: THE DESCENT Is Still One Of My All-Time Favorite Scares

Not only does THE DESCENT have every fantastic, creepy, disgusting thing I remember, there are also quite a few scares I forgot!