In which I rank eight different Witch-related films by the most important metric of all: How Awesome Is The Witch?
Category Archives: Recommended
31 Scares Week 2: Children, Possession, and the Eating of Flesh
A week of ghosts, children, and the eating of flesh! I watched POSSUM, CHILD’S PLAY, CELIA, MOTHER!, SINISTER, 0.0 MHZ, BLOOD QUANTUM, THE TAKING OF DEBORAH LOGAN, and RAW.
Emotional Anguish Olympics: HEREDITARY vs. MIDSOMMAR
Both of these movies are aesthetically beautiful and expertly written and directed. But what is with all these keening women?
Quality Scares Digest: Yes, I’m Recommending a Horror TV
Two movies and a show that you could, you know…watch.
ATTENTION: Soon You, Too, Can Watch My Favorite Sundance Scare
My Sundance fave has been picked up for distribution, so very soon you can enjoy its sweet anxiety!
The Carie-Burns Test Gets Illustrated!
Introducing the most incredible comic ever made, featuring Bechdel the Dog!
Watch SLAXX To Celebrate (?) Wearing Pants Again
Wear pants; get drunk; repeat. Welcome to the future.
The Big 4 Ranked (Plus The Movie I’d Pick to Replace #4)
I thoroughly enjoyed my foray into the “Big 4!” But also, I have notes.
Terror Revisited: THE DESCENT Is Still One Of My All-Time Favorite Scares
Not only does THE DESCENT have every fantastic, creepy, disgusting thing I remember, there are also quite a few scares I forgot!
Quality Scares Digest: 6 Woman-Directed Horror Films You Shouldn’t Miss
Insightful, hilarious, and devastating, these #LadyHorror movies will not disappoint. Recent faves include well-known cult classic JENNIFER’S BODY, send-ups of the revenge thriller PREVENGE and PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN, plus a few surprises.
Brutal 'N Scary with Brandy N. Carie 