In which I rank eight different Witch-related films by the most important metric of all: How Awesome Is The Witch?
Both of these movies are aesthetically beautiful and expertly written and directed. But what is with all these keening women?
Two movies and a show that you could, you know…watch.
I thoroughly enjoyed my foray into the “Big 4!” But also, I have notes.
My classic horror education has been spotty at best. Time to remedy that situation!
I will never stop loving SABRINA but I may have been happier without lackluster Part 4.
This found footage masterpiece, is… adverb, adjective, honestly, it’s CREEP.
Just go watch CREEP.
My #14 scare of 2020 is the second found footage film on the list, but it’s far from the last. Hint: this one’s…creepy.
I am willing to die on this very small hill.
The Alien franchise is an ode to the terrors of reproduction. But the original is also a classic feminist talking point. Do the rest live up to the first? Absolutely not.