Category Archives: Complete Series

Welcome to Witch Week (31 Scares Week 3)

In which I rank eight different Witch-related films by the most important metric of all: How Awesome Is The Witch?

Emotional Anguish Olympics: HEREDITARY vs. MIDSOMMAR

Both of these movies are aesthetically beautiful and expertly written and directed. But what is with all these keening women?

Quality Scares Digest: Yes, I’m Recommending a Horror TV

Two movies and a show that you could, you know…watch.

The Big 4 Ranked (Plus The Movie I’d Pick to Replace #4)

I thoroughly enjoyed my foray into the “Big 4!” But also, I have notes.

Classic Slashers: Watching The “Big Four” For Cred and Pleasure

My classic horror education has been spotty at best. Time to remedy that situation!

Review: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Part 4 is a Disappointing End to an Excellent Series

I will never stop loving SABRINA but I may have been happier without lackluster Part 4.

Every Alien Movie Ranked by How Much it Hates Women’s Bodies

The Alien franchise is an ode to the terrors of reproduction. But the original is also a classic feminist talking point. Do the rest live up to the first? Absolutely not.