In which I rank eight different Witch-related films by the most important metric of all: How Awesome Is The Witch?
Category Archives: Complete Series
Emotional Anguish Olympics: HEREDITARY vs. MIDSOMMAR
Both of these movies are aesthetically beautiful and expertly written and directed. But what is with all these keening women?
Quality Scares Digest: Yes, I’m Recommending a Horror TV
Two movies and a show that you could, you know…watch.
The Big 4 Ranked (Plus The Movie I’d Pick to Replace #4)
I thoroughly enjoyed my foray into the “Big 4!” But also, I have notes.
Classic Slashers: Watching The “Big Four” For Cred and Pleasure
My classic horror education has been spotty at best. Time to remedy that situation!
Review: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Part 4 is a Disappointing End to an Excellent Series
I will never stop loving SABRINA but I may have been happier without lackluster Part 4.
My Top 20 Scares of 2020: #9
This found footage masterpiece, is… adverb, adjective, honestly, it’s CREEP.
Just go watch CREEP.
My Top 20 Scares of 2020: #14
My #14 scare of 2020 is the second found footage film on the list, but it’s far from the last. Hint: this one’s…creepy.
Review: CREEP is Scarier than CREEP 2
I am willing to die on this very small hill.
Every Alien Movie Ranked by How Much it Hates Women’s Bodies
The Alien franchise is an ode to the terrors of reproduction. But the original is also a classic feminist talking point. Do the rest live up to the first? Absolutely not.