There is nothing more delightful than a terrible shock in a beautiful place. Frame your murders in broad daylight, you cowards!
Category Archives: Classic Scares
Terror Revisited: Arachnophobia Isn’t That Scary But It Still Scared Me
It turns out that PG-13 horror comedies from the 90s can still be scary if they are about spiders.
The “IT” Franchise Tricks Us Into Thinking it’s Good By Spending Obscene Amounts of Money
If you’ve seen IT you’ve already seen all the terrors that CHAPTER 2 has in store for you. They still spent the cost of 8 MIDSOMMARs to make it again.
Revisiting Childhood Terror: Arachnophobia
In which I explain why Arachnophobia is the scariest film of my childhood and plan to watch it for the first time as an adult.
