Welcome to Witch Week (31 Scares Week 3)

In which I rank eight different Witch-related films by the most important metric of all: How Awesome Is The Witch?

CARRIE (2013) Is CARRIE (1976) Is CARRIE (1974): This Would-Be Feminist Remake Can’t Escape Its Source Material

Give a talented female director a Stephen King novel, and she’ll make…a Stephen King movie. Unfortunately.

31 Scares Week 2: Children, Possession, and the Eating of Flesh

A week of ghosts, children, and the eating of flesh! I watched POSSUM, CHILD’S PLAY, CELIA, MOTHER!, SINISTER, 0.0 MHZ, BLOOD QUANTUM, THE TAKING OF DEBORAH LOGAN, and RAW.