There is nothing more delightful than a terrible shock in a beautiful place. Frame your murders in broad daylight, you cowards!
Monthly Archives: November 2020
Terror Revisited: ARACHNOPHOBIA Isn’t That Scary But It Still Scared Me
It turns out that PG-13 horror comedies from the 90s can still be scary if they are about spiders.
The “IT” Franchise Tricks Us Into Thinking it’s Good By Spending Obscene Amounts of Money
If you’ve seen IT you’ve already seen all the terrors that CHAPTER 2 has in store for you. They still spent the cost of 8 MIDSOMMARs to make it again.
Review: HIS HOUSE Starts Gorgeously Then Disappoints
HIS HOUSE has a stellar cast and intriguing premise but ultimately fails to deliver on terror.
I Highly Recommend You Never Watch These Movies
There’s “bad” and then there’s “wishing you could erase your memory.”
How To Make A Good Horror Drinking Game
Drinking Games are still possible in the age of Corona. Here are some guidelines for how to make a good one.
Revisiting Childhood Terror: ARACHNOPHOBIA
In which I explain why Arachnophobia is the scariest film of my childhood and plan to watch it for the first time as an adult.
THE HAUNTING is Bad. Here’s a Drinking Game to Make it Better.
I ADORE Bisexual Flirt Catherine Zeta-Jones but in terms of actual scares this film fails to deliver. Let’s drink about it.
Nicolas Cage is the Emperor of Horror
In which I argue that Nic Cage is a perfect horror God and should never do any other type of role again.
Review: CREEP is Scarier than CREEP 2
I am willing to die on this very small hill.
